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The story "Wealth of language" from Bistra Velichkova was published in the newspaper. "Hornet" issue. 40, October 4, 2013 The story is included in the competition "Chudomir" for short humorous story.
To stop young boy with tousled blond hair stood waiting bus. To him out of nowhere came a large man with old clothes and worn shoes. In one hand he held a torn plastic bag, and the other - half empty two-liter bottle of beer. Blond boy looked suspicious. Walked over and stared pointedly at his face. Stood so smacked toothless:
- Well, of course not! How will you realize you do not know Bulgarian, did not see you! I've traveled, I know them and your lands, the dishwasher dead samurai and in Germany I was, a construction worker, everything. I could stay there, but I do not like, you know? I can not live there! You sit on the table and sit as canes, razbiysh you! Nema it cuticle, cuticle nemaaa it! Not like here, sit your drink, laughter the dishwasher dead samurai snap with prastetata, climb on the table, then under the table! Well it is! And to you what? Nothing!
- Learn to understand, calm! You stay a little more here and see. Nema and you return to this your boredom. And you k'vi speak other languages, so that I can see that Bulgarian May'll not fix it?
- Write? - Raised the dishwasher dead samurai eyebrows boy.
- Yup! To get drunk! - Repeated jokingly man. Sipped again, wiped his sleeve and continued huskily. - To write to naporkam to nalyokam to nakarkam to nadrankam, to cut, to bingeing, to nazhulya to be married to unscrew, to pull the plug, to wound, to ...
* The story "Wealth of language" from Bistra Velichkova was published in the newspaper. "Hornet", October 4, 2013, issue. 40. The story is included in the competition "Chudomir" for short humorous story.
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